Prep your bananas: Peel and slice ripe bananas into coins and freeze in a single layer until solid (ideally overnight). Keep a stash ready for quick desserts.
Load the blender: Add frozen banana slices, cocoa powder, almond butter, vanilla (if using), and a pinch of salt to a high-speed blender or food processor.
Start blending: Pulse to break up the bananas. Add 1–2 tablespoons of plant milk or water to help it along.
Scrape down the sides as needed.
Fine-tune texture: Blend until smooth and creamy, adding liquid in small splashes only as needed. Aim for a thick, soft-serve consistency.
Taste and adjust: For more richness, add a little extra almond butter. For deeper chocolate flavor, add another teaspoon of cocoa.
Blend briefly to combine.
Serve: Scoop into bowls. Add toppings like cacao nibs or chopped almonds for crunch. Enjoy immediately for soft-serve vibes.
For scoopable firmness: Transfer to a lidded container and freeze 45–90 minutes, then scoop.