14oz(400 g) firm or extra-firm tofu, well-drained and patted dry
2celerystalks, finely diced
3greenonions, thinly sliced (white and green parts)
3tbspvegan mayonnaise (more to taste)
1tspDijon mustard (optional but recommended)
1/2tspturmeric (for color and warmth)
1/2–3/4 tsp black salt (kala namak), to taste
1/4tspfreshly ground black pepper
1–2 tbsp fresh chives, finely chopped
1–2 tsp lemon juice or apple cider vinegar, to brighten
Bread of choice (sourdough, country loaf, or soft sandwich bread)
Optional add-ins: pickle relish, capers, a pinch of smoked paprika, or a splash of hot sauce
For serving: lettuce, cucumber slices, tomato, or avocado
Instructions
Prep the tofu: Drain it well and pat dry. Crumble it into a mixing bowl using your hands or a fork until it resembles chopped egg—some small bits, some slightly larger.
Add the crunch: Stir in the diced celery and sliced green onions.
Make it creamy: Add vegan mayo, Dijon, turmeric, black pepper, and lemon juice.
Mix gently to coat.
Season smartly: Sprinkle in black salt a little at a time. Start with 1/2 teaspoon, taste, and add more if needed. It’s potent and can vary by brand.
Fold in chives: Add fresh chives and any optional extras like relish or smoked paprika.
Adjust to taste: More mayo for creaminess, more lemon for brightness, or more black salt for eggy depth.
Chill (optional): For best texture and flavor, chill 15–30 minutes.
Not required, but recommended.
Assemble: Toast bread if you like. Layer lettuce or cucumber for crunch, pile on the tofu salad, and top with tomato or avocado if using.